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Alright, I am S.A.M. (also known as E²). I like red bean mochiko, botan rice candies, and pocky (I know! Childish foods (>.<)). I have a cat that I love dearly and was probably a dog in a previous life for he's to sweet to have much experience as a proper cat.

I currently have not profile pic (and no, the little blue jet doesn't count) so if you have any ideas/suggestions or want to make one for me I would be much obliged.

If I come across a fanfiction that is badly formatted or littered with grammatical errors I will -- most likely -- kidnap it, edit it, and return it to its rightful author. (I am not responsible for the mental state of the chapter(s) that I kidnap nor will I send any ransom notes. If you receive a ransom note, please contact your local webmaster for assistance. Please note that the first twenty-four hours are vital so it is best to act quickly.) I will also do this for anyone who asks.

I also do thorough shakedowns. I can help edit plot, OOC dialog and/or events (so that, hopefully, you can convay that warm and fluffy event without being flamed for the terrible condition known as "OOC"), etc. If you are not sure you want your fanfic completely dissassembled then reassembled by me, send me a chapter and I will return it to you fully edited as promptly as I can.

WARNING: Full editing is not for the faint of heart, I can be a bit harsh (though I try to avoid it) and -- in extreme cases -- completely get rid of some sections of print. But for the most part this warning is just so I don't have to keep warning people (it's like a blanket disclaimer; for legal purposes only ^^).

 NOTE: For a shakedown, I can be asked to stay away from certain things like plot or dialogue (hopefully not both). I will only edit the parts of the chapter/story that you wish to be edited nothing more, nothing less. However, for new and/or young writers, i do recommend a no holds shakedown. Also, if you are being flamed constantly, you might be in need of my assistance.

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